Cow Wars
  • Goldenkobold
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    " Two Grassy Plains Shepherds were arrested today however their attacks on buildings and fences have managed to shut down the beef industry, at least temporarily. One representative for a major fast food network has said that the popular dollar cheeseburger will now cost 4.95 and the half pound angus burger will also be driven up in price, he did however state that "Financing will be available to qualified customers

    The Plains Shepherds so far have not harmed any personnel of the beef industry permanently, they did however carpet bomb Hereford Texas, also known as the beef capital, with 142 gallons of concentrated Skunk musk. This action and the burning of several barns and the tearing down of over 170 yards of fencing has caused the Texas Sheriffs department to label them as terrorist. "It just ain't right" says Sheriff Butterbump, "These folks are just trying to make a living here and these hindus come over trying to impose their beliefs on our industry".

    But Sarah Palinton, an undergrad from the University of Southern California, has a different take on things. "The cruel treatment of these gentle creatures has got to stop, we have proven cows can feel pain.....who are we that we can so crudely value their bodies at a dollar a burger? They are worth at least two."

    The Republican Governor has so far deferred to the authorities in this matter he did however make a statement that the mostly foreign Plains Shepherds should "Respect our cultural sensitivity, eating beef has a long cultural history in the United States" "

    Shepherds stop farming
  • godless
    Posts: 2,293Baron
    4.50 for a burger!??? good thing i dont usually eat at fast food places.
  • androidlove
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    Posted By: GoldenkoboldFinancing will be available to qualified customers
    i commend thee for your brilliant tactics
  • ProletariatTreeHuger
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    Why is pain such an important factor in determining if we can eat something or not for those people?
  • androidlove
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    Posted By: ProletariatTreeHugerWhy is pain such an important factor in determining if we can eat something or not for those people?
    maybe they figure awareness is out of the question?
  • Goldenkobold
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    Posted By: ProletariatTreeHugerWhy is pain such an important factor in determining if we can eat something or not for those people?



    ...lol...next time I make up a fictional character I will make her explain her motives better.
  • MATTMATT
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    Posted By: ProletariatTreeHugerWhy is pain such an important factor in determining if we can eat something or not for those people?

    I know, right? So what? It's going to be dead anyway, that means it'll feed people and it'll never feel any pain ever again, those cows would feel honored.
  • ProletariatTreeHuger
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    Posted By: Goldenkobold...lol...next time I make up a fictional character I will make her explain her motives better.

    While you are building this fictional person, make her super hot, a TRIPLE agent working for an alien species coming to harvest humanity, and secretly a meat eater. Or something.
  • Goldenkobold
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    Posted By: ProletariatTreeHuger
    Posted By: Goldenkobold...lol...next time I make up a fictional character I will make her explain her motives better.

    While you are building this fictional person, make her super hot, a TRIPLE agent working for an alien species coming to harvest humanity, and secretly a meat eater. Or something.


    Jesus PTH, I like to leave certain things to the imagination....I mean obviously she has a deep desire to actually eat meat but she works that out of her system by having an overactive libido and practicing various forms of extreme yoga...but we must leave something to the imagination after all.

    I have no idea why I posted that, I was reading the linked article and it got me thinking, what if this was some other culture coming to stop us from doing our animal killing things...how would we react? You know if we were the whalers and japan was the environmentalist we would have a damn aegis cruiser accompany the whaling ships. Or if we had hindu's burning down cow farms texans would literally be shooting them dead.
  • androidlove
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    meat is murder
  • Goldenkobold
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    Posted By: androidlovemeat is murderlotion and tissue because i miss you


    So is pesticide.
  • MATTMATT
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    Posted By: androidlovemeat is murderlotion and tissue because i miss you

    And murder is delicious.
  • androidlove
    Posts: 115Serf
    Posted By: GoldenkoboldSo is pesticide.
    yes, and?
    Posted By: MATTAnd murder is delicious.
    if you can justify murder by your desires, what else can you rationalize?
  • ProletariatTreeHuger
    Posts: 5,135Citizen
    Posted By: androidloveif you can justify murder by your desires, what else can you rationalize?

    Why make sure a fuss about meat, but not plants? Drawing a line because it has a face? Seems arbitrary.
  • androidlove
    Posts: 115Serf
    Posted By: ProletariatTreeHugerDrawing a line because it has a face? Seems arbitrary.
    why do think it's the face that makes makes the difference?
  • MATTMATT
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    Posted By: androidloveif you can justify murder by your desires, what else can you rationalize?

    Everyone rationalizes everything by their desires. It's pretty simple. Vegetarians rationalize denouncing meat eating becauase they desire a world without it, I rationalize learning the guitar because I desire a fun hobby, fire fighters ratioinalize risking their lives because the desire to do something they deem good.

    What's your point?
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