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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2010
     
    I repel the male gender, so whatever.

    School hasn't even started and you've been sucked into the drama? Lame. I enjoy watching it all from a third person perspective.“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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    well, it's one of those super long stories... but yeah it ends up with a gut I knew two years ago and a girl I used to be friends with having some sort of relationship that makes no sense to me. basically, I think they both have imaginary dates. I mean, how much of a person can you know after texting them for two days?She shows no emotion at all, stares into space like a dead China doll. - Elliott Smith
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    fear, you don't repel the male gender, you just attract the shy side :) they look invisible sometimesShe shows no emotion at all, stares into space like a dead China doll. - Elliott Smith
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2010
     
    Posted By: PoemOf4Lettersfear, you don't repel the male gender, you just attract the shy side :) they look invisible sometimesShe shows no emotion at all, stares into space like a dead China doll. - Elliott Smith


    No, not so much. Uh, one really creepy guy keeps asking me out. I told him no and he told me that I'm 'just like every stuck-up bitch in this city, but beautiful'

    ...

    What good way to make a girl like you.

    Posted By: PoemOf4Letterswell, it's one of those super long stories... but yeah it ends up with a gut I knew two years ago and a girl I used to be friends with having some sort of relationship that makes no sense to me. basically, I think they both have imaginary dates. I mean, how much of a person can you know after texting them for two days?She shows no emotion at all, stares into space like a dead China doll. - Elliott Smith

    Eh, it's their business. Chances are it won't last, you'll spend Andes days consoling your friend, and then everyone will move on.“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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    Yeah, it is their business.... It just kinda made me loose a smigin of respect for both of them.
    just like every stuck-up bitch in this city, but beautiful'

    lol (Though I shouldn't laugh) sounds kind of epic. Creepy as in awkward, not as in scary though, right? :( just wanna make sure...She shows no emotion at all, stares into space like a dead China doll. - Elliott Smith
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      CommentAuthorJari
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2010
     
    If you want honest opinions bananagirl just put up a pic and the men will tell you if you are jailbait or not. If not, then do well in school and get a good job :)Live Short & Suffer
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      CommentAuthorMATT
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2010
     
    Posted By: FearmongerI repel the male gender, so whatever.span>


    This really doesn't make sense to me.


    Posted By: JariIf you want honest opinions bananagirl just put up a pic and the men will tell you if you are jailbait or not. If not, then do well in school and get a good job :)Live Short & Suffer


    ...
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2010
     
    Posted By: JariIf you want honest opinions bananagirl just put up a pic and the men will tell you if you are jailbait or not. If not, then do well in school and get a good job :)
    Er, Jari creeper alert! No comment.

    Posted By: PoemOf4Letters
    just like every stuck-up bitch in this city, but beautiful'

    lol (Though I shouldn't laugh) sounds kind of epic. Creepy as in awkward, not as in scary though, right? :( just wanna make sure...
    Nah, he's not scary. He de-friended me on Facebook last time I turned him down, and now I don't hear from him too much.

    Posted By: MATT
    Posted By: FearmongerI repel the male gender, so whatever.span>


    This really doesn't make sense to me.
    :)“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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      CommentAuthorSourdough
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2010
     
    Posted By: JariIf not, then do well in school and get a good job :)

    She should only work hard if she doesn't have the looks, eh?It's not about fun. It's about the truth. -House
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      CommentAuthorJari
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2010
     
    Posted By: FearmongerEr, Jari creeper alert! No comment.


    Oh please. People these days think everyone is a rapist and no one can be honest anymore. Fuck modern society and its taboos, I don't give a shit. I'm 20 and being honest, I'm not some 65 year old sitting on a beer cooler wanking to lolicon (like some people) hoping to see underage porn. Sheesh.

    Posted By: SourdoughShe should only work hard if she doesn't have the looks, eh?


    Why put in the extra work? Women can have it as easy as they want. If you don't have the looks you'll either end up with a lesbian or a man that will turn you lesbian. So get the good grades and the decent job.Live Short & Suffer
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      CommentAuthorStevo
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2010
     
    im still new with the whole social thing, so like....stuff.Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
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      CommentAuthorJari
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2010
     
    Posted By: Stevoim still new with the whole social thing, so like....stuff.


    Well spoken brother, well done. You've moved past the grunts and guttural stuff. Even past the gestures along with guttural harmonics. I'd say you are ready for prime time and should woo a lady.Live Short & Suffer
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2010
     
    Posted By: JariOh please. People these days think everyone is a rapist and no one can be honest anymore. Fuck modern society and its taboos, I don't give a shit. I'm 20 and being honest, I'm not some 65 year old sitting on a beer cooler wanking to lolicon (like some people) hoping to see underage porn. Sheesh.
    Well excuse me, but while you may be an honest 20 year old, I'm a self conscious 14 year old who really doesn't feel like being told that she's lucky she pulls decent grades, because she's doomed to a mind-numbing job as some asshole's secretary, filing papers and answering phone calls and shit. Thanks, but no thanks.“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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      CommentAuthorMATT
    • CommentTimeJul 30th 2010
     
    Hey, I'm not sixty five, I'm seventeen. Jeez.
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      CommentAuthorJari
    • CommentTimeJul 31st 2010
     
    Posted By: FearmongerI'm a self conscious 14 year old



    Well no shit... Why you think I'm offering my services for free here? Lets put to rest your doubts!

    Posted By: Fearmongerbecause she's doomed to a mind-numbing job as some asshole's secretary, filing papers and answering phone calls and shit.


    While it makes me giddy and I think it cute you would perform actual female typical roles, the really smart can even grow up to be assholes that have their own slaves! Besides, as I was told and proven to ages ago... Fear not if you look like a moo cow, because most (there's a certain type) moo cows that are young end up looking good, while the hot ones usually add 100lbs and turn into Oprah. Trust me on this.Live Short & Suffer
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      CommentAuthorInferno
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010
     
    I'm late but:
    1) Emma, you're jailbait. Nuff said.
    2) Emma, Matt likes you so stfu and go out with him.

    Posted By: Jari
    Posted By: SourdoughShe should only work hard if she doesn't have the looks, eh?


    Why put in the extra work? Women can have it as easy as they want. If you don't have the looks you'll either end up with a lesbian or a man that will turn you lesbian. So get the good grades and the decent job.


    Dr. Cameron: Why did you hire me?
    Dr. House: Does it matter?
    Dr. Cameron: Kind of hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you.
    Dr. House: Why?
    Dr. Cameron: Is that rhetorical?
    Dr. House: No, it just seems that way because you can't think of an answer. Does it make a difference what I think? I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think. Can you do the job?
    Dr. Cameron: You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record.
    Dr. House: No, it wasn't a racial thing, I didn't see a black guy. I just saw a doctor... with a juvenile record. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. I hired you because you are extremely pretty.
    Dr. Cameron: You hired me to get into my pants?!
    Dr. House: I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.
    Dr. Cameron: I was in the top of my class.
    Dr. House: But not the top.
    Dr. Cameron: I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic.
    Dr. House: Yes, you were a very good applicant.
    Dr. Cameron: But not the best?
    Dr. House: Would that upset you, really? To think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty, not some genetic gift of intelligence?
    Dr. Cameron: I worked very hard to get where I am.
    Dr. House: But you didn't have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't; you worked your stunning little ass off.


    And sorry for you Poem.The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. -Carl Sagan
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      CommentAuthorJari
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010
     
    Posted By: InfernoAnd sorry for you Poem.


    Why? She doesn't look bad.Live Short & Suffer
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      CommentAuthorInferno
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010
     
    Posted By: Jari
    Posted By: InfernoAnd sorry for you Poem.


    Why? She doesn't look bad.Live Short & Suffer


    Of course she doesn't, silly. But because her boy/girl things never seem to work out.The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. -Carl Sagan
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      CommentAuthorJari
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010
     
    Posted By: InfernoOf course she doesn't, silly. But because her boy/girl things never seem to work out.


    None of my concern of course but she could change that if she wanted to. Just start putting out. Suddenly the boys will love you and bring you roses and fear the days they accidentally anger you. Sure sure, the whole love threads and how relationships are full of meaning and what-not but without sex it goes downhill really quickly and both sides suddenly ask themselves "wtf am I putting up with his/her shit for?"

    Believe me I've done a test on this hypothesis of mine for a whopping 4 days and the mood went from normal (all over the place) to generally shitty to incredibly shitty, to mayhem. If you don't even have sex to begin with maybe he's just waiting for the party to arrive but once you let the news slip that its going to be a drought he packs up his "umbrella" and heads for the rain.Live Short & Suffer
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    There is such a thing as patience and your ledft hand, Jari. I don't need your dark cloud.(\__/) (='.'=) (")_(")
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    LEFT hand.(\__/) (='.'=) (")_(")
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      CommentAuthorAkuta
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010
     
    I know there's something such as MY left hand... If there weren't, I wouldn't be able to write... Well, not that well anyways. :PDeath is life's way of telling you that you've been fired.
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010 edited
     
    Posted By: Inferno2) Emma, Matt likes you so stfu and go out with him.
    Oh, we're playing this game again?
    Posted By: AkutaI know there's something such as MY left hand... If there weren't, I wouldn't be able to write... Well, not that well anyways. :P
    Or juggle, or milk a cow, or play hand clap games... Huh. That's about all I can think of.“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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      CommentAuthorAkuta
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010
     
    Posted By: FearmongerOr juggle, or milk a cow, or play hand clap games... Huh. That's about all I can think of.

    Well, I'm left handed, so there are LOTS of things I wouldn't' be able to do. But you get my point. :PDeath is life's way of telling you that you've been fired.
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010 edited
     
    Posted By: Akuta
    Posted By: FearmongerOr juggle, or milk a cow, or play hand clap games... Huh. That's about all I can think of.

    Well, I'm left handed, so there are LOTS of things I wouldn't' be able to do. But you get my point. :P
    Your career as a chainsaw juggling, cow milking, hand-clap-game-playing accountant would be OVER!“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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    Posted By: AkutaI know there's something such as MY left hand... If there weren't, I wouldn't be able to write... Well, not that well anyways. :P


    Thank you. See, Emma?(\__/) (='.'=) (")_(")
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeAug 1st 2010
     
    Posted By: breezyspreezy
    Posted By: AkutaI know there's something such as MY left hand... If there weren't, I wouldn't be able to write... Well, not that well anyways. :P


    Thank you. See, Emma?
    See what, sorry? I'm a little unsure as to what this conversation started out as.“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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    Posted By: JariBelieve me I've done a test on this hypothesis of mine for a whopping 4 days and the mood went from normal (all over the place) to generally shitty to incredibly shitty, to mayhem.

    oh really now? -.-"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."
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    Posted By: Fearmonger
    Thank you. See, Emma?
    See what, sorry? I'm a little unsure as to what this conversation started out as.


    The only reason I said what I did was because Jari was implying something about putting out. Nevermind, I can't remember either.(\__/) (='.'=) (")_(")
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeAug 2nd 2010
     
    Posted By: breezyspreezy
    Posted By: Fearmonger
    Thank you. See, Emma?
    See what, sorry? I'm a little unsure as to what this conversation started out as.


    The only reason I said what I did was because Jari was implying something about putting out. Nevermind, I can't remember either.
    Oh. Okay. Well, thanks :D“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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    Obviously it was the subliminal messaging I was responding to.:)(\__/) (='.'=) (")_(")
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      CommentAuthorMATT
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2010
     
    Posted By: Fearmonger
    Posted By: Inferno2) Emma, Matt likes you so stfu and go out with him.
    Oh, we're playing this game again?into a place where thoughts can bloom, into a room where it's nine in the afternoon!


    I was about to post just that. Inferno, tsk tsk.
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeAug 4th 2010
     
    Posted By: MATT
    Posted By: Fearmonger
    Posted By: Inferno2) Emma, Matt likes you so stfu and go out with him.
    Oh, we're playing this game again?into a place where thoughts can bloom, into a room where it's nine in the afternoon!


    I was about to post just that. Inferno, tsk tsk.
    Watch as he now edits every single one of my posts to make awkward situations! OH THE FUN IS JUST BEGINNING!“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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      CommentAuthorMATT
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Oh boy, this should be fun.

    I WON'T ENJOY ANY OF IT, NO WAY.

    But seriously.
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      CommentAuthorInferno
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Posted By: MATTI WON'T ENJOY ANY OF IT, NO WAY.


    You already do. Cuz you love both Emma and me! ;)The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. -Carl Sagan
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      CommentAuthorMATT
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Well, of course I love the mentioned parties. But but but

    but

    I am not going to go annoy Emma with romantic Facebook messages.
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Posted By: MATTI am not going to go annoy Emma with romantic Facebook messages.
    Just Inferno?“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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      CommentAuthorMATT
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Yep.
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      CommentAuthorInferno
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Waiting Matt, darling, waiting. :)The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. -Carl Sagan
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      CommentAuthorMATT
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Using too much sarcasm has put me between a rock and Inferno's hard place.
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      CommentAuthorFearmonger
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Posted By: MATTUsing too much sarcasm has put me between a rock and Inferno's hard place.
    Bahaha!

    Another child falls victim of Inferno.“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Suess
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      CommentAuthorInferno
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Posted By: MATTUsing too much sarcasm has put me between a rock and Inferno's hard place.
    I concur:Inferno
    "I'll take a potato chip..." Ma-ma-ma-maaaa. "And eat it!"


    Fail concur = win. Meh.
    Sex in nature... Sounds fun. :P/awkwardness
    I concur: Sourdough
    The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. -Carl Sagan
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      CommentAuthorSourdough
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2010
     
    Posted By: InfernoSex in nature... Sounds fun. :P/awkwardness

    My friend and I were driving back to town after berry picking on Saturday, and we saw three cars parked on the side of the road. She wondered aloud about what they could be doing. You don't berry pick right where someone else is. That's rude. So, she suggested an orgy, but then commented on how painful that sounds in those woods.It's not about fun. It's about the truth. -House
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      CommentAuthorJari
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2010
     
    Posted By: MATTUsing too much sarcasm has put me between a rock and Inferno's hard place.


    No, more like his soft spot. Zing!Live Short & Suffer
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      CommentAuthorInferno
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2010
     
    Posted By: Jari
    No, more like his soft spot. Zing!


    If I see you: Yep. :P
    I concur: Sourdough
    The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. -Carl Sagan
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      CommentAuthor-4SakeN-
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2010
     
    Man I feel lonely.
    Who wants to be my baby girl?
    I give good head =DDeath smiles at everyone, Marines smile back
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      CommentAuthorgodless
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2010
     
    Baron
    im single too

    it sucks


    badly
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      CommentAuthorAkuta
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2010
     
    Posted By: InfernoIf I see you: Yep. :P

    Was this a "I'm being sweetly sappy in return of the zinger" or "I'm making a limp penis joke in return of the limp penis joke", Inferno? I want to make sure that I make fun of you for the right thing... ;)Death is life's way of telling you that you've been fired.
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    Posted By: godlessim single too

    it sucks


    badly

    Don't you enjoy being single? The freedom! You can do whatever you want without worrying about upsetting the other one! Darn Jeeves... ;)"I don't intend to achieve immortality through my work. I intend to achieve it through not dying." -Woody Allen
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      CommentAuthorgodless
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2010
     
    Baron
    Posted By: demented cookiesDon't you enjoy being single?


    not really... i have been single since the beginning of freshman year (about 2 years ago) and i just get that lonely feeling from time to time, for me at least i hate it, perhaps its because ive never really had a real relationship
    the one freshman year lasted all of a week....